lickmydilly:

Demetri Martin

(Source: diplodoofus)

(Source: thetalesofbasingse)

cj-sewers:

LOL

(Source: karamichele)

thejonashood:

Q: What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever been caught doing by your parents?

Harry: I can’t fucking say it on radio.

(Source: kaneto)

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

sexlustfashion:

Realizing I have it; 

Getting cramps;

Someone pisses me off;

Someone tells me a joke;

I’m sitting in class all;

I’m craving food all;

My parents tell me to do something;

Going to bed;

Waking up, and seeing blood in my underwear;

Realizing it’s finally over;

Realizing It’s coming back in a month;

(Source: twizzl-r)

petitetiaras:

While the girls are away, the guys have their day.